minor annoyance

I wasn't feeling as fat as usual when I got dressed this morning, so I wore a bodysuit under my wool skirt and tights under that because, well, there is ice on the ground.

In so doing, I effectively booby-trapped myself. With the obscene amount of water I drink at the office, I've had to pee pretty much every hour on the hour. Today, of course, that simple act requires me to perform the acrobatic feat of removing every stitch of my clothing in our tiny staff bathroom then reassembling myself.

The day has gone much faster for this.